My work purse

I’d love to see your guesses about me. From top left to bottom right: Elizabeth Arden green tea perfume, hand lotion, work badge and badge holder, hand sanitizer, Bluetooth earbuds I once left in the washer, safety pins, tampons, strawberry flavored 5 gum, sexy hair hairspray, comb, lipgloss, sunglasses, obituary card, allergen nasal spray, more lipgloss, more hand sanitizer, Demeter fragrance Mountain Laurel & Holy Water, medication holder, and apparently expired contacts. Bag is from Vera Bradley. Love it but wouldn’t have gotten myself, my mom said I couldn’t show up to work with just a falling apart tote bag 😂