in my purse (guess my job)

keys, deodorant, perfume, lotion, millions of lipglosses, ibuprofen x2, dry shampoo, hand sanitizers, hairbrush, gum, stolen pens, wallet, stolen lighters, cigarettes, matches, nail clipper kit, pepper spray, knife, spare house keys, hair tie carabiner, tide pens, claw clip, lip balm, wine key, pokémon card, sunglasses, kindle, fan, novelty mints, playing cards, koala?, taco bell hot sauce, pads, tampons. (not pictured a billion dollars in coins that lived in the bottom pockets)