what job do I seem like I have?

was cleaning out my work bag this week (it's an everest waist pack with 3 zippered pockets) and was curious if others could tell what my job was based on my current bag contents!

*the "1st aid" pouch consists of contacts, eye drops, pill case containing pepcid acid & midol, mini loccitane tube, tide wipe, and some bandaids.

sidenote: magic spoon choco pb cereal bar is 3/5 stars