Cold Steel Vaquero – visions of degradation

Most virgin Cold Steel XL pocket swords leave the factory and dream of becoming a mall ninja weapon of choice. But not this one. This one went on a downward spiral and was ruined meeting a pervert.

After an oblivious pub crawl the Vaquero wake up in the morning with a hideous tattoo all over the blade. Guess, typical japaneese cartoons which are pixeled for some reason. It was a mistake, and no way back (it was really a mistake, I wanted to send a tanto voyager instead to my laser-gifted friend, but somehow packed the wrong blade at the post office).

The laser engravings left this gal without all real work, like batoning bricks or slicing bamboo, u know, the real thing those CS are born for. With no job the only way to earn living was putting on some 3d printed lace pink n white stockings. Voila!
The ensemble would not be complete without some piercing – sure this lanyard bead on valentine-day colored paracord has some biblical meanings. It's an apple and a snake crawling out of it. If you see something else, it's your perverted imagination.

Disclaimer: all above done and scribed just for lulz 🙂 CS Vaquero is an amazing knife, and I really love it.