Don’t forget to take a package open g blade tot he holiday function.

Remember, gentlemen. As you leave for your various Christmas gatherings, the first man to pull out a pocket knife when someone needs to open a present or package becomes the new head of the household. So don’t be caught patting empty pockets this year when the kids all want their new gadgets cut loose and battery packs unscrewed, lest you be shown up by the asshole cousin you hate.

I recommend taking something like this or a multitool so you can open battery packs, but anything is better than nothing.