Joke Book

The book I take to open mic nights- Crammed full with my own jokes!

Phone

When my company's phone plan ended, I picked up a Galaxy Flip 7. It's a compact little flip phone.
The no-frills EDC apps I use are "bubble Level" and "ruler" by HSCN apps.

Keychain

I have two small carabiners attached to my fob, one for my keys and the other for doohickeys.

The doohickey side has a bottle opener, tweezers, folding scissors, collapsible nail clippers, a four way screwdriver, and a four way Allen wrench.

Wallet

I have a bifold ID wallet.

It holds a small pen with a few post-it notes.

I have a few credit cards, insurance card, and a debit card.

I have a tracker card to locate either my phone or wallet. Behind the tracker is a multitool comb/ hex wrench.

I also carry a magnum condom (not pictured), for impressing chicks.

I always carry $2 bills for tipping. I find that twos are the new ones.

Airpods

I carry Airpods 4 which connect to the phone using the Andropods app.

The airpods are attached to a lanyard which is a USB C cable. The lanyard also has a USB A adapter dongle and a slim wall charger for charging my phone or airpods on the go.

Glasses and Watch

I forgot to include these in the first photo because I had them on me when I took the photo.  I use a simple wooden watch due to metal allergy and wear transition lenses glasses.