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Legal Advice Needed: How do I marry my knife?


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  1. deemerg

    Talk with Brian about proposing to his IP 🤣

  2. vegalove13

    Tell everyone ur knife identifies as a woman. If anyone questions it they are racist

  6. End_Of_Passion_Play

    Get a priest’s blessing for the ceremony. For the legal part, go into city hall and shout “I have a knife! And we’re married!”. Then, to consummate, jam yourself into the hole in her blade.

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