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mo6020
I live in Hackney and this made me laugh more than it should have.
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chi-nyc
Didn’t they make pointy knives illegal there?
Legitimate_Street_85
Stay safe out there young king. I know a lot of those cross-the-pond bad boys running around with fantasy blades poking dudes.
sticks-n-stumps
As a 16 year old male near London I agree
PizzaBert
They gotta ban knives
LaLiLuLeLo_0
oi m8, ‘ave you got a loicense for that paracord?
little_Nasty
How do you carry them all Buswanker
Muted_Vanilla
Ain’t no one stealing this guys groceries
126529
Bros gonna fight Freddy Krueger
xXSirZechsXx
These mofos are about to start carrying fucking Excalibur.
Disorganized_Closet
Oi m8 got a loicense to be takin pictures?
Cyynric
I know it’s just for style and not function,but I do like the Daedric machete
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_regionrat
As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we should do, and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog. But, suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones used like inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open, with a stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.
anon73579
Should be carrying a whetstone, gotta resharpen that blade out after you ching down the oops
Admirable_Amount6942
I just came from an EDC post where someone posted 2 guns. This one is marked satire with some mall ninja stuff and judging from all the deleted comments and auto-mod comments things got a bit more rowdy here. I am aware of the English knife laws but is there something I’m missing?
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I live in Hackney and this made me laugh more than it should have.
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Didn’t they make pointy knives illegal there?
Stay safe out there young king. I know a lot of those cross-the-pond bad boys running around with fantasy blades poking dudes.
As a 16 year old male near London I agree
They gotta ban knives
oi m8, ‘ave you got a loicense for that paracord?
How do you carry them all Buswanker
Ain’t no one stealing this guys groceries
Bros gonna fight Freddy Krueger
These mofos are about to start carrying fucking Excalibur.
Oi m8 got a loicense to be takin pictures?
I know it’s just for style and not function,but I do like the Daedric machete
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As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we should do, and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog. But, suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones used like inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open, with a stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.
Should be carrying a whetstone, gotta resharpen that blade out after you ching down the oops
I just came from an EDC post where someone posted 2 guns. This one is marked satire with some mall ninja stuff and judging from all the deleted comments and auto-mod comments things got a bit more rowdy here. I am aware of the English knife laws but is there something I’m missing?